I bought a new Ford F250
Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.
It runs on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer
yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The
service technician explained that the radio was
‘voice
activated’.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the
radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The
Road Again'
Came from
the speakers.
Then he
said, ' Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia
On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next
few days.
Every time
I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get
beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,'
I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red
light
And nearly
creamed my new truck,
But I
swerved in time to avoid him.
I
yelled, 'Ass
Hole!'
Immediately
the radio responded with,
"Ladies and
gentlemen,
The President of
The
United
States…"
Darn! I love this
truck
!!
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